Questa sera i olandesi hanno dato una grande schiaffone agli italiani. Okay, that’s enough Italian for now. I won’t repeat the other stuff I learnt tonight. After I asked an Italian friend of mine (by text message): ‘come stai?
’, he responded by saying ‘come con tre dita nel ….’. I think Italians will probably be able to fill in the rest of the sentence
.
Anyway, for those not in the know, the Dutch soccer team beat the Italian team tonight with 3 to 0. This is a great victory, as first of all, the Italian are the ruling world champion and second, it was 30 years ago since the Dutch soccer last won from the Italian. Now, of course (as always) we keep our feet on the ground in Holland and are all saying that we still have another two matches to go before we have survived the ‘group of death’ (with France and Romania being the other two teams).
I have a few workers dropping by at my house next week (a tubista, a muratore and an elettricista). If any Italian are listening in. What should I bring to ease the pain and to convince them they should still work for me (they have do do a lot of stuff next week, such as finishing the installation of the electricity, installing hot water and so on)? Anything slightly more original than a bottle of limoncello will do. It’s in the North of Italy (Valle d’Aosta).
Update: wow, the amount of press is amazing, and not just that, the headlines are great:
- Dutch thrash aging Italians (International Herald Tribune)
- Italy humbled in Euro shocker (Melbourne Herald Sun)
- Orange crush Italy in Group of Death opener (London Free Press)
- Rampant Netherlands crush sorry Italy (CNN International)
- Italy peeled like Oranges (Goal.com)
- First blood to Dutch in Group of Death (The Herald)
- Dutch masterclass sinks Italy as France only draw (Earthtimes)
Ah, and about that off side thing, let’s quote from the source:
“If a defending player steps behind his own goal line in order to place an opponent in an offside position, the referee shall allow play to continue and caution the defender for deliberately leaving the field of play without the refereeās permission when the ball is next out of play.”



